MY UNCLE

HELLO PERIMETER PAST STAR REPLACEMENTS,I'VE GOT THIS UNCLE,WELL LET ME BUILD THIS CRAP UP SO YOUR IN TUNE WITH THE HILARITY OF IT.
MY HOME NATIONALITY,OR WHERE I WAS BORN IS ITALY,I AM PROUD TO SAY I'M ITALIAN,AND DON'T EVEN PAY ATTENTION TO CHEAP SHOTS THROWN AT US, BECAUSE THE SHOOTER KNOWS I'M RIGHT,THE ITALIANS ARE VERY UNIQUE AND COLORFUL PEOPLE,AND I'M PROUD OF MY FELLOW ITALIANS,EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE UNIFIED AND SECURE IN THEIR CULTURE,EACH ONE OF THEM IS USUALLY A VERY DIVERSIFIED AND TALENTED PERSON.
WELL I'VE GOT THIS UNCLE,HE LIVES IN CANADA TO,BUT HIS HUMOUR IS THE TYPE WHERE THE VERY SIMPLE BASE ANSWER ,THAT HE USUALLY HAS FOR ANY PROBLEM, BRINGS ON WAVES OF LAUGHTER.SOMETHING LIKE 'WELL JUST BLOW IT'S HEAD OFF',OR WELL 'JUST KILL HIM',AS AN ALTERNATIVE FOR A SOCIAL PROBLEM.HE SAY'S IT THOUGH AS IF HE IS STONE COLD TELLING YOU WHAT HE BELIEVES ,EVEN THOUGH WE ALL KNOW THAT HE IS A GOOD AND REASONABLE AND CIVIL PERSON,AS MOST ITALIANS ARE.WHENEVER I SEE ANY OF MY RELATIVES I FEEL GOOD,I KNOW I'M SAFE AND AMONGST BLOOD,I HOPE TO THINK EVERYONE IS THE SAME,THIS IS A VIEW INTO MY BACKGROUND ,IT WAS A GOOD ONE, WITH GOOD PEOPLE.
SOMEHOW THOUGH I FEEL THAT MOST PEOPLE THINK THE SAME WAY OF ITALIANS,THIS IS WHERE THE TRUE PRIDE COMES IN,THEY ARE A MASCULINE,BUT FROM THE HEART TYPE PEOPLE,AND EVERYONE EATS AT OUR TABLE.TATWOGF./24/JULY/08